It's not stressful, or tiring, or loud. I have lied about all of that, and my conscience won't allow me to lie about it any more.
I want to be homeless for the rest of my life! Thanks, conglomerate! A homeless woman didn't just cough when she walked past me! Homelessness is AWESOME!
This is the backpack that I carry around all day! It's light! I'm glad that there are never enough lockers for all the homeless people, so I have to have it on my back for hours! That's one of the many things that makes me be in a good mood at the end of every day, and even throughout the day! I wake up every morning breathless with anticipation about being able to put it in my back again, and then get stalked and harassed everywhere!
I am certainly to be envied! I know that lots of people would like to live the way I do, and I just happen to be more fortunate than they are!
I can't help the background of the picture of my backpack; this is the only sentence on this page that isn't sarcastic!
Copyright L. Kochman, June 27, 2015 @ 6:57 p.m./additions @ 7:05 p.m./addition @ 7:08 p.m.
