Sarcasm Alert:
Your problem is that if you and Robert Pattinson decide that you aren't ready to get married, you're so HIDEOUS that you'll never get anyone else. He is your last chance.
End of Sarcasm Alert.
Please stop threatening me and promoting human rights abuses. Even when someone really has done something wrong, which I haven't, the conglomerate's agenda is a bad agenda and nobody should be supporting it.
Copyright L. Kochman, July 30, 2015 @ 10:58 a.m./title edited July 31, 2015 @ 5:10 p.m.