Monday, August 24, 2015

Incriminating pictures of my hedonistic, irresponsible, slutty lifestyle

August 24, 2015









I'm such a cougar!


 

Leonardo DiCaprio & Bar Refaeli



Leonardo DiCaprio & Blake Lively




Leonardo DiCaprio & Erin Heatherton




Leonardo DiCaprio & Toni Garrn



I'm always breaking up people's relationships!








I got all of that from the Internet.  They're not secrets.  They also don't seem to have prevented Mr. DiCaprio from getting work, awards, honors, or positions of responsibility, nor have they caused him to be socially ostracized, to have trouble getting girlfriends, to do whatever he wants all the time, or to stop abusing me in the hypocritical and disgusting way that he has since I was apparently the first woman ever to object to his boorish behavior.


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