Let's not forget that our current feud did not begin with ME proposing to YOU.
Months ago, when I asked that you stop picking on me, it was because I wanted you to stop picking on me.
I didn't expect you to decide that you were in love with me. Why would I expect that? Even when I was younger and prettier than I am now, I couldn't make a relationship happen to save my life. I'm relationship Teflon. I'm relationship quicksand. I'm a relationship garbage disposal.
I'm not sure what the source of your resentment toward me is. If there's someone who needs perpetual forgiveness between the two of us, it's not I.
I'm proud of not being a homewrecker and relationship-ruiner. I also don't want to date someone for whom I feel that I have to be a moral guide. Added to that my wariness of blatant celebrity and I'm sure that you can understand my reasoning, if you want to understand.
Copyright L. Kochman, August 2, 2015 @ 2:45 p.m./addition @ 2:50 p.m.
