What is it that you think you're doing; spinning Leonardo DiCaprio and me to get wherever it is that you want to be? What do you think we are, old, slightly ugly, cartoon characters in the real movie of your real life in which, of course, you star?
A Sports Ilustrated "rookie" at 24; is that right?
You're educated, aren't you? You can't be living under the illusion that you weren't suddenly discovered because of the code value that the conglomerate realized that it could give to your name.
Whatever it is that you'd be doing without Leonardo DiCaprio and me, that's what you'd be doing, and for much less money and recognition than you're getting in this alternate universe.
Copyright L. Kochman, June 4, 2015 @ 6:07 p.m.
