No, Mr. Pattinson, forehead lines don't offset the rest of the picture enough.
You and the other, young, conglomerate celebrities got more slack from me about your conglomerate promotion because you were quite young when it all started; early twenties. The people in power should have known better; many of them do know better, but they just don't care.
You're not so young as you were 5 years ago. You should know better by now.
Also; you and Emma Watson are flirting online in front of everyone, aren't you? As usual, although I have already told you "no" this time, just as I have all the other times, I'm being attacked by the conglomerate while you and she can do whatever you want.
Copyright L. Kochman, July 1, 2015 @ 8:25 a.m.
