You specialize in having annoying girlfriends. The only one whose behavior was forgivably catty was Bar Refaeli, since her relationship with you got disrupted when you heard about me.
Do you think they're ever going to leave me alone? You don't have disturbing love/hate mementos of me around your houses, do you? My face on dish towels and dart boards, that sort of thing?
Are YOU ever going to leave me alone?
Copyright L. Kochman, June 4, 2015 @ 5:10 p.m.
