Thursday, October 22, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio

October 22, 2015

Has it occurred to you that if you stop doing things that make you feel guilty, you'll stop feeling the need for self-inflicted torture?





That's the first part of the first page of results for a Google search of "leonardo dicaprio."

If you weren't a rich celebrity, and you had to have a profile at a dating website, what would you write?

"I promote human rights abuses.  Then I sleep in animal carcasses and eat raw liver to numb my conscience.  My friends call me Renaissance Man."



Copyright, with noted exceptions, L. Kochman, October 22, 2015 @ 8:04 a.m.