Thanks a lot.
I have heard that women aren't allowed to wear bras in jail. I don't know if it's true, but it seems like a good reason not to be incarcerated.
I don't want to think about what I'd look like after a few years in jail. I'd probably ask them to keep me there past my release date, just so I wouldn't have to have people look at me.
"I'm not leaving."
"You have to leave. You're on parole now."
"I don't care."
"YOU CAN'T STAY HERE! THIS ISN'T A HOTEL!"
"Tell me about it. If it were, I wouldn't look like this after living here for all this time."
Copyright L. Kochman, October 13, 2015 @ 4:55 p.m.
