I could be on "Dancing With The Stars."

September 21, 2015

I could be "Homeless Woman," or "Psychiatric Patient," or "Woman Being Videotaped On The Toilet."

Why wouldn't I want to do autobiographical dances from my glamorous life?

Copyright L. Kochman, September 21, 2015 @ 9:14 p.m./edited @ 9:19 p.m.