A female journalist for ESPN just interviewed a football player who is getting conglomerate attention because of Robert Pattinson's Instagram. One of the questions that she asked him was how many wings he can eat at once.
I'm not saying that he would have known not to answer that question if he had a college degree. I do think that the NFL shouldn't draft athletes who don't have a college degree.
She also seemed to take a tour of his house and told him that the "weeping willow" in his yard was "attractive."
Sarcasm Alert:
Yes, savaged women are so much more attractive than women who are confident and secure. If you want men to really love you, get victimized, because nobody will EVER blame your victimization on you and also, men like to feel like they're stronger than you are and you should always let them feel that way.
End of Sarcasm Alert
Copyright L. Kochman, September 20, 2015 @ 10:02 a.m.
