Friday, July 10, 2015

Dystopian headlines

"ROBERT PATTINSON DATING 40-YEAR-OLD HOMELESS WOMAN!"

A week later:

"FKA TWIGS IS WORLD DICTATOR!  ( Lena says "Sorry everybody!  5 years of celibacy were too many!)"

24 hours later:


"World Consensus:  That's A LOT of hair!"


Written July 10, 2015, Copyright L. Kochman, August 1, 2015 @ 2:18 p.m./copyright notice edited @ 2:19 p.m.