Don't let Mr. DiCaprio see you walking into the bathroom with a book. Unless he gets an honorary degree from somewhere for being loaded, you probably won't be the last love interest of his whom he's (?) threatened by calling a nerd.
You're the second, so far.
I guess those on-set tutors who ensure that teenage celebrities at least get high school degrees don't imbue their temporary students with an impenetrable sense of scholarly superiority. That ought to be a good thing, but the result is ignorant people who don't like being confronted with the proof of their ignorance and who punish everyone who can't help challenging the typical celebrity self-image just by being who they are.
Copyright L. Kochman, July 7, 2015 @ 3:30 p.m.
