Shall we discuss the past?
What was happening before I started to pay attention to you a couple of years ago? Did you have a lot of work on the horizon? Were supermodels and rock stars fighting over you?
Did Mara Lane spend a lot of time questioning whether you wouldn't be happier with the girlfriend that you had before her? People who were less invested in harming me might say that Ms. Lane personally profited from that situation before I had ever heard of her. For how many years had she wanted to date you before the approximately quarter hour that you were single?
I think that we're all even, except for all of the time that I HAVEN'T spent promoting human rights abuses against you or your girlfriend or anyone else.
Copyright L. Kochman, September 20, 2015 @ 9:39 p.m./edited September 21, 2015 @ 7:19 a.m.
