Or I did have such an affair and he's paying me off not to talk about it, or that's what I want people to think.
You can tell because I'm staying at the Pine Street Inn. Everyone knows how exclusive that place is.
Also, I take public transportation and walk everywhere. I shop at discount department and thrift stores or buy what I can on sale. Every summer, I buy a pair of sandals from Payless and wear them every day, until they fall apart. I got a pair of shorts from a thrift store (I think it was in June). That's the only pair of shorts that I have worn all summer. I have most of my meals at homeless shelters.
My lifestyle has "GUILTY" written all over it, although anyone who says something critical of me is just saying it from envy. Who wouldn't want to be me?
Here's a picture for all my envious haters:
(I can't do much about the background for most of the pictures that I take. They're not professional pictures and I also take so many pictures every day that I can't worry about it a lot. This is the only nonsarcastic part of this page.)
Copyright L. Kochman, August 15, 2015 @ 10:34 a.m.
